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PostSubject: Erap jokes!   Sat Jan 22, 2011 12:15 pm

1)DURING CALIFORNIA'S QUAKE

Erap taking a bath nang biglang lumindol. He ran outside the
Beverly Hotel without his clothes on.
Guard: Mr. President! I think you forgot something...
Erap: Ay sh*t! Yung wristband ko!
2)CRYING

Ramos: Erap, why do you cry while eating Chippy?
And why do you shed your tears on the wrapper?
Erap: Because it says here on top "Tear here"
3) QUIZ SHOW The emcee Alex Tebak, the contestant "Erap" Emcee: Question number 1 "Ano ang bird ng Pilipinas ? Erap: Clue please !!! Emcee: nag uumpisa sa letter "M" Erap: Madali yan, ...."Manok" Emcee: Hindi..... Maliit lang at kulay brown..... Erap: "hindi mo agad sinabi eh, di "pritong manok"... Emcee: ngyek !!!...
# ANOTHER EXAMPLE Teacher: (talking to ERAP) Can you give me an example of a beast of burden? ERAP: Carabao, ma'am! Teacher: Very good, ERAP. Can you give another example? ERAP: How about another Carabao?
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