Erap's Cabinet
wala akong masabi.
Lolit Solis - Defense (wala ng tataray pa)
Dolphy - Labor (Sanay sa buntisan)
Rosanna Roces - Natural Resources (Alam mo na...)
German Moreno - Local Government (Sanay mag organize - Monday
roup,Tuesday Group...etc..)
Foreign Affairs - Ogie Alcasid (proven!)
Inday Badiday - Information (sino pa ba? eh patay na si Babette
Villaruel?)
Robin Padilla - Sports (Sanay sa rambulan)
Ben Tisoy - Agriculture (mukhang lupa)
Pitoy Moreno - Interior (Design)
Fernando Poe - Chief of Staff (syempre! may kakasa ba?)
Vic Sotto - PhilVolcs (sanay magpaputok)
Ramon Revilla - Transportation (para malipat na ang traffic sa
Cavite)
Palito - Health (para huwag pamarisan)
Jimmy Santos - Education (magaling sa inglesan)
Leo Martinez - secretary of Tourism (for more pedophiles)
Nora Aunor - Secretary of Finance (broke kasi)
Gary Lising - Press Secretary
Erap Estrada (yes, sya na rin) - BIR (yan ang spelling nya ng beer)
Christy Fermin - NBI (magaling mag-imbestiga)
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