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Adeco Pen Spinner
Gender : Age : 30 Post Count : 161
| Subject: Joke?.. xDD Sat Apr 03, 2010 12:20 am | |
| Nanay: Anak di ka ba nahihiya? Linis ako ng linis d2, habang ikaw naglalaro lang dyan?
Anak: 'nay, di ba mas nakakahiya kung ako ang naglilinis dyan at ikaw ang naglalaro d2?
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ANAK: tay, cno po ang mas matalino? ang tatay o ang anak?
TATAY: syempre ang tatay!
ANAK: sino po ang nag imbento ng telepono?
TATAY: c alexander graham bell...
ANAK: bakit hndi ung tatay nya?
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jonny: edna, ano ba ang gusto mo sa lalaki?
edna: gusto ko ung mabait....
jonny: e, mabait naman ako ah....
edna: gusto ko ung may trabaho....
jonny: e, may trabaho naman ako a
enda: at higit sa lahat, gusto ko ung POGI...
jonny: e, mabait at may trabaho naman ako ah...... huhuhuhu
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Prof: Meron bang t@nga dito sa klase? Kung meron, tumayo!
*May tumayong estudyante*
Prof: T@nga ka ba? Student: Naawa lang ako sayo sir... Kaw lang nakatayo eh. Samahan na kita.
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tumakbo ang isang bata dahil malelate na siya nagdasal siya
"Diyos ko, tulungan niyo po ako wag malate"
sa kanyang pagmamadali nadapa siya
"Diyos ko wag niyo naman po akong itulak"
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yannnn!! Haha!! xDD | |
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spintek79 Member
Gender : Age : 30 Post Count : 40
| Subject: Re: Joke?.. xDD Sat Apr 03, 2010 12:50 pm | |
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{TH}Eduard Old member
Gender : Age : 30 Post Count : 130
| Subject: Re: Joke?.. xDD Sat Apr 03, 2010 12:56 pm | |
| natawa aq sa #1 at #2 ^-^ | |
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Adeco Pen Spinner
Gender : Age : 30 Post Count : 161
| Subject: Re: Joke?.. xDD Wed Apr 07, 2010 4:48 pm | |
| In a street accident, a woman tried to help the victim but suddenly a nurse came in & said. "ms excuse me! please step back! i've had a course in 1st aid & i'm trained in giving CPR." the woman stepped aside & watched the procedure & said. "if u need a doctor i'm just at your back."
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KUYA: bakit ba puro k putik, at ang baho mo pa? BUNSO: nakita mo ba yung KANAL? dun sa harap? KUYA: OO bakit? BUNSO: puwes, ako hindi ko nakita! anu masaya kna?!!
hahaha xDD | |
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{TH}Jep
Gender : Age : 29 Post Count : 839
| Subject: Re: Joke?.. xDD Wed Apr 07, 2010 5:02 pm | |
| astig yung number 2 and 4. haha! FTW! | |
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Adeco Pen Spinner
Gender : Age : 30 Post Count : 161
| Subject: Re: Joke?.. xDD Wed Apr 07, 2010 5:33 pm | |
| RAPE SUSPEK: ATTY: Inday, pwede mo bang idiskrayb dito sa korte ang taong nangreype sa 'yo? INDAY: Maitim, panot, tagyawatin, pango ilong, at bungal... SUSPEK: Sige!...mang-asar ka pa!!!!
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pasahero: manong jollibee.. driver:hndi jollibee ang pangalan ko. pasahero:magkano po ang bayad sa jollibee? driver:depende sa meal mo. pasahero:magkano po ang pamasahe sa jollibee? driver:ang alam ko walang masahista dun. pasahero:magkano po ang pamasahe papuntang jollibee? driver:ayy sorry lampas na tayo.
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Pasahero : manong bayad ! Driver : saan galing ? Pasahero : sa bulsa ko ! Driver : hindi ang tanong ko saan ka sumakay . Pasahero : sa jeep mo ! Driver : *bumubulong* (pilosopo tong taong to ah . mabigyan nga ng kulang na sukli .) Pasahero : manong bakit kulang yung sukli ? magkano po ba q...uiapo ? Driver : bakit bibilhin mo ang quiapo ?
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Boy1: tol, wala ka sa lolo ko ang galing mgpatawa! Boy2: wla ka sa lolo ko! Sya ang comedy king!
Boy1: bkt? Si dolphy b lolo mo?
Boy2: oo! Dba nga ako c Boy 2!
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hahaha!! xDD | |
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{TH}Jep
Gender : Age : 29 Post Count : 839
| Subject: Re: Joke?.. xDD Wed Apr 07, 2010 5:45 pm | |
| hahaha! asteeeg lahat adeco. xD nice jokes. | |
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ram_marlo Post Master
Gender : Age : 29 Post Count : 263
| Subject: Re: Joke?.. xDD Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:48 am | |
| nice... kaso parang luma na yung iba... HAHA | |
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ram_marlo Post Master
Gender : Age : 29 Post Count : 263
| Subject: Re: Joke?.. xDD Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:49 am | |
| MORE! | |
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M Escape fuckin programmer
Gender : Age : 32 Post Count : 948
| Subject: Re: Joke?.. xDD Sun Apr 11, 2010 8:03 pm | |
| ram double post ka. ang dami mung warning. | |
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♫PHX♫swasda Pen Spinner
Gender : Age : 30 Post Count : 230
| Subject: Re: Joke?.. xDD Wed Apr 14, 2010 1:34 pm | |
| AHAHA... nice jhune!!!>. .haha... the power of PU!!!>. hah xcxD | |
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juuustin Member
Gender : Age : 28 Post Count : 66
| Subject: Re: Joke?.. xDD Mon Apr 26, 2010 10:57 pm | |
| - Adeco wrote:
- In a street accident, a woman tried to help the victim but suddenly a nurse came in & said. "ms excuse me! please step back! i've had a course in 1st aid & i'm trained in giving CPR."
the woman stepped aside & watched the procedure & said. "if u need a doctor i'm just at your back."
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KUYA: bakit ba puro k putik, at ang baho mo pa? BUNSO: nakita mo ba yung KANAL? dun sa harap? KUYA: OO bakit? BUNSO: puwes, ako hindi ko nakita! anu masaya kna?!!
hahaha xDD waahahahah nice jhunneii!! haha napa ngitee nanaman ako!! hahha | |
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GAME Post Maniac
Gender : Age : 32 Post Count : 1718
| Subject: Re: Joke?.. xDD Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:11 pm | |
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krouls wembaster
Gender : Age : 29 Post Count : 588
| Subject: Re: Joke?.. xDD Tue Apr 27, 2010 8:07 pm | |
| waw meron plang kaPU dito | |
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ExcrisVirus Posting Addict
Gender : Age : 31 Post Count : 521
| Subject: Re: Joke?.. xDD Wed Apr 28, 2010 4:02 am | |
| wew.. thats a bunch of jokes that makes me cry of laughing xD =)) | |
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{TH}Enzo Tropang Hayop Leader
Gender : Age : 29 Post Count : 1855
| Subject: Re: Joke?.. xDD Wed Apr 28, 2010 2:37 pm | |
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Adeco Pen Spinner
Gender : Age : 30 Post Count : 161
| Subject: Re: Joke?.. xDD Sat May 01, 2010 2:22 pm | |
| Nanay: Anak kunin mo nga yung piso na gumulong sa ilalim ng sasakyan. Anak: nay.. hayaan na natin yun.. piso lang naman yun eh.. Nanay: Anak.. sa tingin mo magkakaroon ka ng isang milyon pag wala kang piso?.. Anak: pag kinuha ko pala yung piso magkakaroon ako ng isang milyon? Nanay: G@GO! HINDI YUN YUNG POINT KO!!
============================================== Sa isang jeep.. Boy1: nagbayad.. (natutulog at walang pakiaalam ang mga katabi) Boy1: kuya paabot po ng bayad.. (walang pumansin) Boy1: kuya bayad po, pasuyo na lang po.. (wala pa din pumansin) Boy1: *galit na sumigaw* MANONG BAYAD!! CATCH OH!!
============================================== Saranggola..
Tatay: Anak! bumili ka nga dun ng sardinas! at kakain na tayo! Anak: 'Tay mamaya na.. nag papalipad pa ako ng saranggola.. Tatay: Bakit?.. makakain ba natin yang saranggola mo? ha? Anak: Bakit?.. sardinas mo lumilipad?..
Hahaha!! xDD | |
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erik123098 Post Maniac
Gender : Age : 29 Post Count : 1216
| Subject: Re: Joke?.. xDD Sun May 02, 2010 5:23 pm | |
| *deleted* Delete ko na baka ma-ban pa ako.
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ℑuDツ Post Master
Gender : Age : 28 Post Count : 468
| Subject: Re: Joke?.. xDD Sun May 02, 2010 9:36 pm | |
| wEw | |
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erik123098 Post Maniac
Gender : Age : 29 Post Count : 1216
| Subject: Re: Joke?.. xDD Sun May 02, 2010 9:44 pm | |
| - ○•JuDe•○ wrote:
- wEw
Bakit? =))))) XD | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Joke?.. xDD Mon May 03, 2010 1:37 pm | |
| - erik123098 wrote:
- ○•JuDe•○ wrote:
- wEw
Bakit? =))))) XD may word atah na bastos.... pde mo na rin yang ehh delete?... o e change mo nlng! |
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erik123098 Post Maniac
Gender : Age : 29 Post Count : 1216
| Subject: Re: Joke?.. xDD Mon May 03, 2010 5:06 pm | |
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{TH}Enzo Tropang Hayop Leader
Gender : Age : 29 Post Count : 1855
| Subject: Re: Joke?.. xDD Mon May 03, 2010 9:46 pm | |
| pls watch ur jokes. Karamihan satin dito Minors.. Pwde green jokes basta Mild lang. | |
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erik123098 Post Maniac
Gender : Age : 29 Post Count : 1216
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krouls wembaster
Gender : Age : 29 Post Count : 588
| Subject: Re: Joke?.. xDD Mon May 03, 2010 11:01 pm | |
| TEACHER: nakuha ko na lahat ng result ng exam nyo.... Nakakuha si Boyet ng 98%!
BOYET: haha! panis kayo! hindi pa ko nag-review nyan! wag na kayo magsipasok tutal mga bobo naman kayo! mga nangingitlog na naman kayo! nakakahiya kayo sa mga magulang nyo! mga cute! sinasayang nyo lang tuition fee nyo!
TEACHER: the rest got 1oo%! ===================================== A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward Santa, playing the next hole.
The ball hit him, and he immediately colasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony. The woman rushed down to Santa and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told Santa earnestly.
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright. I'll be fine in a few minutes," Santa replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together in his groin.
But she persisted, and Santa finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him.
She then asked Santa, "How does that feel?"
Santa replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell. =========================================== [siniko ni Juan si Pedro]
PEDRO: Aray! Mam! Si juan naniniko! Ansaket! Ö
MAM: Juan, hndi m ba alam na mskit ang maniko?
JUAN: Hala! Anu naman po knalaman ko s pnanakit ng mani niyo?! ================================= hinahanap ng mga NPA sina Juan, pedro at berting Nagtago sila sa sako sa bodega ng kamote
NPA: san n kaya sila? hmm.. baka nagtatago lang ang mga yun dito
Sinipa ang sako 1
Juan: meow meow NPa: Pusa lang pala
Sinipa ang sako 2
Pedro: arf ! arf ! NPA: aso lang pala
Sinipa pang sako 3
Berting; tahimik walang reaksyon
Sinipa ulit yung sako 3
Berting: wala ulit reaksyon
Sinipa ng sinipa ang sako 3
Berting: xxxx ina naman oh!! kamote ako.. wala akong sound!!! ===================================== Boy: May aaminin ako sayo. Girl: Ano? Boy: Mahal kita! Boy: Bakit di ka na reply? Boy: Papakamatay ako! Boy: Hawak ko na kutsilyo isasaksak ko na (Patay na si boy) Girl: Nag CR ako. Sori. Mahal din kita! Girl: Hello! Still there?
Moral: Isama ang phone sa CR. Hahaha…
-------------------------------------------------------- Boy: Dad, tulong naman sa assignment ko. Find the least common denominator daw. Dad: Ano? Aba’y elementary pa lang ako hinahanap na nila yan ah! Abay di pa ba nila nakikita? | |
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